First time in SOOOOOOO long.

I have not posted since like... uhhh... i don't know. but a VERY long time, probably the start of 6th grade, but not much has changed, just doing school.

I woke up this morning and decided to start my blog again. So here i am, writing my blog, don't have a CLUE what to write about...

Anyway, I've discovered something. I've wanted to learn how to cook for a while, turns out its actually kinda fun. Except cleaning up.

Today I don't have much school, and afterwards I have to go do stuff.

And a really cool thing i have like nothing outside of the house this week,

Chances are I'm going to stop blogging again, but I hope not soon.

I don't know what to write about!

I don't like writing about myself (unless its fiction) and I have nothing to write about, I mean it's not like I have anyone who i constantly see, well, who wouldn't be creeped out by me writing about them.

Wait, I know!

I got a new phone and, an office for gaming stuff.

TV,  XBox 1, amazon fire stick.

Guest PC

theres my stuff (kinda a mess sorry) at this very computer i have 2 WORLD RECORDS.

Now thats cool and all, but i do have a life.

Ohhhhhh and I went through this maze on SATURDAY (proof dat I have a life)

theres  a bit of glare, it was like 11 ish

Anyway I think that concludes my blog for the day.

thank you for reading, and i shall now go play Puggy (its like horse)

All because of a computer!

So mom, I thought about what you commented on one of my alien posts

So I'm writing this

One day the aliens will come to earth and find a computer, and learn how to use it, then go back to they're planet and make a bunch of discoveries like electricity and vehicles

Then come back to earth years later and return the computer

Show us they're amazing discoveries (that we already discovered...)

Then the aliens and humans will make crazy discoveries

AND THEN...

The aliens go back to they're planet (again)

And make cities and streets and lights and phones and continue to discover things.

And be kind of like earth.

So maybe aliens are not more advanced than us?

In the end earth and the alien planet will become a very advanced civilization.

Hmmmm...

So I like computers and all that stuff...

BUT in like 100 years they're gonna download something into every electronic

So when we sit down to watch tv or play video games were gonna be sucked into the electronic

And eventually we will die unless we're spawned into like... golf or something.

But eventually the ones who got spawned into FNAF minecraft ARK survival games and stuff Will DIE... 😕

The alien races will come out of their invisible spaceships and take over earth

Destroy the computers so we can't get out... If we're still alive 😕

Then they'll betray the people who downloaded the virus or whatever it is

So bye bye humans

DON DON DOOOOOON

I will do another of these

IF

You guys say you like it 3 times

I has catfishes

I just had to say that. I enjoy my new catfish they're so tiny and speedy.

I have a zoo

I have awsome little catfish, they just swim around the tank. They have little catfish whiskers. They're kind of clear. And they have cool orange eyes.

I have fish they swim eat and... well... that's about it... They're very fun to watch though.

I have a pug, a pug-Boston sweetest little dog I've ever had. Brown eyes, loves the sun. Super soft, cuddles into blankets and naps. My little pug is my little pug! Yuki

Me "I have an English-boston bulldog"
Mom "eh-hem! MY dog"

He's super crazy, very strong. Loyal, not the brightest. FITTY FOO, brindle, soft, cuddly, fuzzy, SMELLY, and has a cute little tooth that sticks out. Frank

I have the craziest little speedy chihuahua, adventurous, blends in with fall leaves. Cute stubby little doggy. Carlos

I have a white boxer that if you touch BAM, that dog will be your best friend and will come to you with the smelliest breath and the softest fur for a hug. Apple

I have a sassy cat who likes to eat wires, and PLAY with squirrels. As of today we learned he does NOT approve of wearing a harness and being walked. HE IS SO FUZZY!!!! GreyStar

I have a hamster that runs on a wheel, burrows in blankets, nibbles food (and sometimes hands), and is SO TINY.

That's my zoo and knowing us it's probably gonna get bigger...

SLITHER.IO #1 20k+ MLG!!!!!!!

The title pretty much says it

I did what I said

BAM

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ok so last night I was gaming playing slither.io

Here's what went down

Little worm named StrikeLikeLightning (me)

Was OWNING the competition I was 2nd place on the leaderboard

It wasn't just any normal second place with about 20k points

It was the beastmode 2nd place with over 29k

#1 was less than

300 points away

Then BAM

I was assassin wormed

By like the smallest dude on the server

I was ready to scream and shout and just pass out

So today's goal is to get to #1

It's da CATFISH POST 2016!!!!

I HAS CATFISHES!!!!!!!

I got 3 Cory catfish on Saturday

That night one jumped out 🐟😵

Then on Sunday we got another one after church

We also found out that if one dies you have a 14 day return policy and you get your money back...

But unfortunately a little too late for that 🐟😵🚽

So I have 3 Cory catfish

And I also bought them a little coral thingy

Here is the coral

And here is a sassy catfish

Ok the reason I'm calling them "sassy" catfish is because

we had to double bag them at the store because

their whiskers poke holes in the bags and that's bad because

Catfish + bag + sharp whiskers = WATER EVERYWHERE

Fortunately that didn't happen because we double bagged them.

Sassy Catfishes

Bye bye school

Ok I know 10:30 is kinda late to writing blogs... But I HAVE to say this

The school year was so fast

It seemed like 1 month

I have 4 days left as a homeschooler

AWSOMENESS

So close to summer

RULES NOW:

Bedtime:

9:00 weekdays

9:30 weekends

School

More boring rules

EPIC SUMMER RULES:

Bedtime:

10:00 weekdays

10:30 weekends

NO SCHOOL

More epic stuff

I think summer is gonna be AWSOME

I like swimming so 80 degrees + pool = FUN

Plus ice cream

And maybe fishing?

I got catfish

3 Cory catfish

I will post about them soon

Anyway good night

NOW I'm tired 😆

Job

So I got a job...

Well more of a helping position

At church

DAD: Soundboard

MOM: Media

ME: Lights

I've been wanting a job other than chores for a little bit

And I got one!

ummm...

Ok I'm confused... Please tell me in the comments if the Ezekiel "dsdsasde" has alway been what I post as. Cuz I don't remember putting that there... Lol

Today peeps

This morning mom's bible study came (I gamed)

Then later mom and dad went to a church event (I gamed)

I think Everybody had a pretty nice day...

BYE!!

No, kidding, we all had tons of fun

Mom had a bible study... (I gamed w/friends)

I ate lunch...

Dad came home...

Mom and dad went to the church thing... (I gamed a little more with friends)

Now I'm in bed

Not the most eventful day but a very fun one

Bye!!

Recommendation

Ok I would like to recommend a game...

It's called Slither.io

And if you want to play

Just look it up on google

Type in what you want to be called

And play

INSTRUCTIONS:

Drag your mouse to move

Don't hit other snakes tails or you will die

Try to make other snakes run into your tail

Sprint by holding the left mouse button

Eat glowing orbs to gain mass

GET ON THAT LEADER BOARD!

Slither.io is EXTREMELY tense when you get around other worms

Just warning it can be very frustrating

But also it can be VERY fun

So try it if you like video games

I've gotten all the way up to 2nd on the leaderboard

Anyway I hope you decide to play

Once I get my YouTube challen you might see some videos of Slither.io

Bye!!

#Cats4Ever

If you read my mother's blog you know that I used to be OBSESSED with cats. like I actually pretended to be one almost all the time. Questions were answered by: mew
I pretty much WAS a cat for that very long phase.

Fortunately I'm over that. I still love cats. Hence the reason I own one.

But over that time I collected stuffed cats. I got 1 for my birthday, maybe a couple for Christmas.
And I had ALOT of cats.

But over the recent years I just collect stuffed animals.

The cute black one is not a stuffed animal :)

I be cookin fish stickz

Im cooking fish sticks on the best invention ever!!!

THE PIZZAZZ

so I went to get my phone messed stuff up then managed to fix it
Waiting... Waiting... Waiting... There!
My fish sticks sound like bombs so I'm gonna go eat those. :D

BOOM CRACK POW

A while ago me abd some friends of mine were requested to say something on the way out the of classroom so we made an order and said...

Anyway I'm of to a morning of school then piano then... Well... I'm not really sure.

Crazy cat!

Now don't get me wrong, the cat is cute, but also CRAZY! He does this thing where he goes under the blanket by your legs, and the is all fuzzy and puffy and cute... WHAM, claw in your leg. The way cats are sometimes surprises me. This morning he snuck into my room and Yuki my precious little puggy wug bug scared him off, not for too long. Eventually he was back in my room driving me nuts with a reusable bag that had been left on the floor (he loves boxes/bags). Then when he's finally over the bag he jumps up onto my bed, then onto my end table and nearly knocks over my lamp!!! Crazy cat!!

Symbol characters

One time I made some characters/things out of symbols on my phone. Enjoy!

HUMAN PIC

__/\/\__

&( •.• )& /( ) 

__|__|_/   /        

/          \/

|______|

|  |    |  |

|_|    |_|

FLASH LIGHT

  ____

/........ \

\         /

  |     |

  |     |

  \__/

 

CAR

         _________

        /      |         \

 ___/____|_____  \__

/                              |

|                              |

| ________________|

/     \                 /     \

\___/                \___/

APPLE

               ( )

        ____/___

       /             \

      |               |

      \________/

HOUSE

   ___

  /     \

/_____ \

|__#__[]|

               

HOSE               

            ___ _________________

            |    __                             |

           /   /   |                             |

_____/   /     |                             |

|______/       |________________|

PHONE

  ______________

/            •          \

|                         |

|                         |

|                         |

|                         |

|                         |

|                         |

\______|#|______/

CUPCAKE

    ___(  )___

  /                \

(____________)

|                     |

|                     |

|_____________|

FORK

|     |     |

|     |     |

|___|___|

    |   |

    |   |

    |   |

    |__|

BOOK

__________

|  | - – —  |

|  |            |

|  |            |

|_________|

KEY

=|

  |

  |

(_)

SMILEY FACE

 _______

/   •  •   \

\__`-’__/

SUPER weather change!

I've really been enjoying the weather here, Saturday was close to 80 degrees!!
My friend came over and we hung out a bit. But Sunday, we set up my trampoline,

put some mulch in the garden,

went shopping, walked dogs,

and more. Then the day was over and I watched tv upstairs my parents watched tv downstairs, but before that something really exciting happened to me. For about 2yrs now I've earned or had an allotted amount of time of video games. Last week I told my dad I would like to earn the right to just ASK to play and then come out when I'd been playing for a reasonable amount of time. Also I told him I would be responsible. Then dad told mom and mom told me I could try the different gaming thing, and I was responsible enough to get the right of asking to play! But now it's Monday back to school. So thanks for reading, I'll post soon.

Funny

there is a guy waiting in line to check out at the store. Once he gets to the front of the line the lane closes.

later he is driving home and runs out of gas.

When he got home he realized that he had accidentally locked himself out of his house!!

Once inside, he goes to watch TV, and his power goes out.

"Could this day get any worse," he thinks to himself

Somebody rings the doorbell. "Sir, you've won $1,000,000,000!!!!"

"YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



"Woof"

"WHAT!"

"WOOF!!!!!!"

"YOU ALREADY ATE BREAKFAST!!!!"

"Grrr"

"Woof woof bark!"
Translation=
"Ya dropped somethin"

"NOM CRUNCH SNAP CRACK!!!!"

"Woof bark woof woof"
Translation=
"Ther gos your phone"

"Woof woof woof woof bark bark woof"

Translation=
"Now can I have a lunch as well as an early breakfast, breakfast, snack, late lunch, snack, and dinner?"


 Oops, I was 4 h and 40 min late with the post  :/ 

Schedule

• Eat
• School
• Moms Bible study = gaming 4 me
• ?
• ?
• ?

STATEMENT

When the aliens come to earth and destroy human life they'll leave the technology and use it to their advantage (unless they blow up the planet... definitely a possibility) then they'll realize that our technology is useless to them. And (if they haven't already) they'll blow up earth. Then they'll make small planets out of the shards of earth. Then they are gonna have to deal with the grass, which will be toxic to aliens, and when they leave, a space ant that survived the explosion will use a giant roll of duct tape and tape earth back together! And earth will be ruled by ants, and humans will never live on planet earth again!!!!

P.S. I have no clue if this is gonna happen but if it does... lol...sad…lol

Kelly

This is my hamster, Kelly

She is super speedy

Fuzzy

Sweet

Cute

And SMALL

AKA Kell Kells

fishies

Here are (some of) my fish

They are fishy

Fast

Amusing

Old

AKA fishies

GreyStar

This is my cat, GreyStar

He is special

Fuzzy

And soft

Need I say more?

AKA fuzzy, cat-tastic, kitty soft etc...

Carlos

This is my chihuahua, Carlos

He is loving

Speedy

Adventurous

Naughty (sometimes)

And most of all, tiny

AKA Chu-chi

Frank

Here is my English-Bulldog-Boston Frank

He is Hyper

Cuddly

Loyal

And fuzzy

AKA fitty foo

Apple (the dog, not the fruit)

Here is my boxer, Apple

 She is Cuddly

Clearly does not like to be photographed

Calm (usually)

Sassy (sometimes)

Soft

And sweet


AKA Papple

Yuki

Here is my Pug-Boston, Yuki

She is 7 years old

is OBSESSED with food

Loves blankets

Snorty (cuz she is a pug)

And cute :)

AKA puggy

Thanks Guys

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for all the comments, and say that tomorrow at 1:00-ish PM I'm gonna start a funny series of posts, plz enjoy!

Morning update :)

Well, it's morning and I'm in bed tired, writing this, again hoping for a giant stack of buttery, creamy, strawberry-y, ice creamy, pancakes!!! But we're out of ice cream. Mom's usual Bible study isn't coming, and our outside plans are wrecked cuz of rain!!! :(

Well anyways there may be an upload soon about gaming but until then...

C'ya latter!! :D

PANCAKES!

 Today I woke up and asked my mom if we had whipped cream and she said, "no why." I said "cuz this morning I was wondering if I could have a giant buttery creamy stack of pancakes with whipped cream" and I got a giant stack of' buttery, creamy, strawberry-y pancakes with ice cream on top. It was DE-licious! :)

 Then we did school and I went to piano practice, was AWSOME, and had fun!

Thanks for reading :D

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I HAVE A BLOG! YAYAYYAYAY!!! :)

Hello I am a BLOGGER now!

I post things about Video Games, my life, and funny things. I hope you enjoy my BLOGGING, cuz I AM A BLOGGER YAYAYAYAY!!!