Funny

there is a guy waiting in line to check out at the store. Once he gets to the front of the line the lane closes.

later he is driving home and runs out of gas.

When he got home he realized that he had accidentally locked himself out of his house!!

Once inside, he goes to watch TV, and his power goes out.

"Could this day get any worse," he thinks to himself

Somebody rings the doorbell. "Sir, you've won $1,000,000,000!!!!"

"YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



"Woof"

"WHAT!"

"WOOF!!!!!!"

"YOU ALREADY ATE BREAKFAST!!!!"

"Grrr"

"Woof woof bark!"
Translation=
"Ya dropped somethin"

"NOM CRUNCH SNAP CRACK!!!!"

"Woof bark woof woof"
Translation=
"Ther gos your phone"

"Woof woof woof woof bark bark woof"

Translation=
"Now can I have a lunch as well as an early breakfast, breakfast, snack, late lunch, snack, and dinner?"


 Oops, I was 4 h and 40 min late with the post  :/